"Would you rather?" challenge

[ruthiestump]

Now I'm just spamming my journal with these things. :D Found the challenge here and you can't say neither to any of these questions! 

1. Live without music or live without T.V.?
   -OH GAWD. Ummm…. I’ll live without tv. I really am too into music to give it up. I mean, I can go 7 hour with out watching television and I die a little inside when I don’t have my ipod.
2. Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dish washing liquid?
   -o.O Eat a bar of soap. You’re done with it sooner.
3. Hold your pee forever or have an uncontrollable bladder?
   -Oooh. Hold my pee forever! I don’t want to think about what an uncontrollable bladder would be like when you are on the subway. *shudder*
4. Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
   -Huh. This is a very good question. Umm… traitor to my country. I don’t know. I live in America. Some people are actually tolerant here.
5. Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
   - Wet dogs. More room.
6. Lose your legs or lose your arms?
   -Now these are just getting harder. Ummm…. Lose my legs. I got a taste of losing my leg when I was 11 and I could just use a wheelchair to get around. I’m hoping to be a writer when I’m older. I need my arms.
7. Have a beautiful house and an ugly car or an ugly house and a beautiful car?
   -Have a beautiful house with an ugly car because I can’t drive. :)
8. Be blind or deaf?
   -I don’t want to choose! I think deaf would be the one I can cope with.
9. Live in Antarctica or Death Valley?
   -Death Valley
10. Find true love or 10 million dollars?
    -10 million dollars. I have to take care of myself before I find true love.
11. Always say what’s on your mind or never speak again?
    -This one kind of sucks…. I don’t usually say what’s on my mind in the first place but I’ll choose the first one. It’ll be a nice change.
12. Have pom-poms for hands or glow sticks for fingers?
    GLOW STICKS! So every time I crack my fingers the sticks are activated. :D
13. Be able to hear any conversation or take back what you said?
    -I watch what I say so the second option isn’t really necessary for me so being able to hear any conversation would be more useful.
14. End hunger or hatred?
    -End hunger. As much as I hate disharmony, I would want to end –world- hunger.
15. Always lose or never play?
    -Depends on what. But I think I will still choose the same answer. Never play.
16. Fly when you fart or pee when you laugh?
    -I laugh way too often. Fly when I fart.
17. Know it all or have it all?
    -Have it all but I would do my best not to flaunt it too much.
18. Give bad advice or take bad advice?
    -Take bad advice. I don’t want anyone’s situation to get worse.
19. Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
    -How wide is this apartment? Can I bring friends to this mansion? Oh the questions! I’ll take the apartment.
20. Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
    -Be forgotten. Can’t deal with being hatefully remembered, at least I don’t think.
21. Not be able to use your phone or your email?
    -I haz no fone so I’d go with not being able to use my phone.
22. Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like?
    Less money than the rich job? I’d take the job I like, thank you very much.
23. Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future?
    -I LIKE THIS QUESTION! It’s a tough one though. People think really hurtful or insane thoughts that would mess with my mentality so I would want to know about their future. It would be like an inside joke for myself. If there’s a person that would go on to be successful, I think I would stick by them very closely.
24. Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones?
    -Ugh. I think I have to go an say lick the phones. I don’t think I could eat the hair.
25. Be schizophrenic or have amnesia?
    -Be schizophrenic. Just to see who else would be living with me in my head.
26. Talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?
    -Breathe like Darth Vader. Yoda just annoys me. Jumbled words are not Ruth friendly.
27. Marry a vain person or a person with poor image?
    -Person with poor image. I can not and will not deal with a person that is vain and self centered. If I marry you, it’s because I find you attractive and I love your personality.
28. Eat 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting or a bucket of peanut butter without water?
    -Aw man, just thinking about the peanut butter is making me thirsty. I say 30 pounds of cheese but I get to choose it. It shall be the white frying cheese! I will gladly accept. :D